Your ex-boyfriend (now just he’s just your friend) calls you and says he’s very pissed off…



You’d ask him the reason, right?



Well, what would you do if he says the girl he left you for, has left him now…



You’d think “Karma”, right? You’d say something/whatever to make him feel better, right?



OK, What would you do if he starts to cry, and says how much he loves her…



You’d listen to him, right?



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Dear Internet,

You missed my halloween and my three birthday parties. Shame on you.

I have so much to tell, but I'm not on a writing mood. Suck it.

I'm falling in and out of love, living my life at my best, leaving my heart and soul in everything I do and all that kind of sweety-softy stuff.

But I don't feel sweety-softy at all. I'm complicated. Suck it.

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!

PS.I Must Be Drunk...…

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