"If you know me you know how uncool I am. I stutter, wear bad clothes, make bad jokes, make conversations uncomfortable, the list goes on. Thank you for making me feel okay. someone put a cork in me. keep my from stupidly telling the same joke over and over again. someone kiss me back to sleep. tell the joke at the end of the hall so i dont hear it. I couldnt keep a secret to save my life. they are all written and sung. and then denied. Next time im gonna make a movie, probably an academy award winning movie- im sure it will at least get nominated- i am possibly the most boring person on the planet. get into it. I am the biggest fan of my friends. they are the coolest people i know. Me and the camera have a love/hate relationship. I may be a camera whore. but its just cause i keep getting fucked by flashes. I really like this place. thanks for coming."

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