Cell phones. Mine resets in the middle of phone calls. It's brand new. People who I need to get in contact with never pick up their phones, and call back when it's wayyyy too late. That's partly because people totally blow, sometimes, most of the time, but not always. I guess you It would be nice if my phone receives the e-mails it's supposed to get. I get doubles of junk mail about enlarging my testicle girth, yet misses out on messages of merit. It does cost me a lot to have and frustrates me to the point of constant migraines. So fuck those things.

TV: mindnumbingly idiotic. Except for maybe 3 shows. Monster Quest will never discover a real monster. But TVs themselves look real nice I guess. I think I own 3 that are just there for decoration.

Computers seems great. The internet exists on these things. The internet has videos. Videos, hilarious, sexy or informative. They make everyone rock hard, boy or girl alike. And then guess what? Some god damn firmware, wormware, crappy update comes up, and all of the sudden your Powerbook is equivalent to an Apple 2e or a 1991 Compaq Presario. It's not even fast enough to stream the "Dramatic Chipmunk" video with accompanying music by Parry Gripp. That thing is hilarious!

Just kidding guys, I love gadgets! And people! And TV! And chocolate chips.