Last night I went to a football game (only called so because marching band was cancelled because it was "too cold") with Ry and Bren. It was SUPPOSED to be senior night, and the entire band was supposed to dress up. Ry had an amazing costume....It was very similar to Brendon's get-up in "I Write Sins Not Tradgedies" video. I decided I wish Ry was a guy so I could date her. (Of COURSE that's perfectly normal.) So, she dressed up anyway with Brendon (who was some sort of anti-tinkerbell, I think. You couldn't really see it cuz she was wearing a hoodie.) I asked Ry to go on a dater with me, and she totally agreed. So now I have been on a date with Brendon Urie, cheated on Brendon with Joe Trohman, and scored a date with Ryan Ross. I hope Hurley is jealous. Who wouldn't be?